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I had my first threesome Monday evening. < Guy-Who-Likes-Hookers > 2024-05-22 06:54
Normally, I pretty much just find a girl who provides the services I want, and have a certain amount I'm not willing to go over.
But, I have a birthday coming up over the weekend, and I decided to spoil myself. I'd always wanted a threesome, and decided to find two prostitutes who'd be willing to work together to double team a dirty old man such as myself.
Girl #1. Goes by Sativa, which I'm sure is the name her parents gave her.
Little 23 yo, 110 lb half-Hispanic spinner with large, obviously fake tits.
Girl #2. Kristin. I'd actually had sex with her in the past. She looks like any girl you'd find on campus at a state university for less intelligent types, think ASU or anywhere in California or the south. Average build, natural tits, blonde, probably around 130. I remember her BBBJ skills being top notch.
Sativa wanted $220 for the hour. Kristin wanted $240. I got them to settle on $200, a $50 tip for each, for the hour provided I rent the room. Done deal. I booked a room at a La Quinta not far from my place, popped a Viagra, and was on my way.
I arrived at the hotel about an hour early, and got myself ready. I showered. A lot of whore want you to do this before anything, but it often counts against your time, so I decided to be proactive and make sure I got every penny worth.
Kristin arrived first. She was wearing tight spandex workout shorts and a sports bra. A girl who looks like she's finished a workout looks much less suspicious. I grabbed her ass and made some small talk.
Sativa, on the other hand, arrived right at the agreed upon time, dressed very much like a whore. Fishnets, short skirt, heels, etc.
Having 2 girls 30 years younger than me ready to double team me had my dick rock hard, and Sativa asked what I wanted to start with. I told her I wanted to watch her strip, while Kristin gave me a BBBJ.
Wish granted. She started taking everything off, while Kristin sucked my cock. Damn, it was hard not to erupt watching one girl strip while another polished my knob. I had Sativa come over and had her run her hands up and down my back, kissing my neck as I was getting sucked off.
Not wanting to blow, I thought I'd have a changing of the guards. I watched Kristin strip while Sativa gave me a C+ blowjob. She just kinda held my dick in her mouth and didn't do much in terms of using her tongue or anything. Oh well, I had a blonde in front of me stripping naked, and I was about to fuck both of them.
I was ready!
I decided I was going to have Sativa sit on my face, while Kristin once more got me rock hard with her top notch BBBJ skills. When I was at full staff, I gestured Kristin I wanted her to sit on my cock (my face was buried in the other girl at the time). She grabbed one of the condoms I left out, slid it over my member, and proceeded to lower herself onto me. Holy shit!! Felt amazing!
Once again, I had them switch.
I could tell I was going to blow, and within a minute I erupted. Kristin hopped off, went to get a warm towel, and cleaned me up.
"Are you ready for me?" asks Sativa.
Well, my lizard had gotten a bit lazy, but I knew the Viagra and other things would have him hard again soon enough. I suggested the three of us get in the shower.
Had a nice shower, got great soapy handjobs from both, and one more trip into Kristin's mouth. I was ready again.
Took em back to bed. I railed Sativa from behind while Kristin cupped and played with my balls from behind. I wanted to rail her one more time too, so one more changing of the guards and I exploded in Kristin.
Best hour of my life!!
TL DR - Treated myself to a threesome for my birthday.