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"Trump Hands Out Favors to Anyone Who Tells Him He's Great
Our first example of this is from the World Cup. FIFA’s president spent the whole tournament just showering the President with attention. He handed Trump a made-up FIFA Peace Prize back in December, and made sure to sit right next to him at the final.
Well, now we know what all that can buy you. The President reportedly wants to nominate him to be the next Secretary-General of the United Nations. The top diplomatic job on the planet. Trump’s own envoy gushed that only “President Trump could have such a genius idea.”
And just yesterday, another example. Trump met at the White House with the President of Lebanon. Take a look at this moment:
“Now he can have anything.” And Trump wasn’t kidding. Right after, he announced he’s lifting the 41-year-long ban on direct U.S. flights to Lebanon. And by the way, Lebanon is literally an active conflict zone right now. The State Department still as of this morning has it at Level 4, Do Not Travel, the highest warning there could be. The warning cites “risk of crime, terrorism, unrest, kidnapping, landmines, and armed conflict.” Level 4 is the same level as North Korea. But the President said Americans should go “enjoy this beautiful land.”
Flatter Trump, hand him a shiny trophy, tell him he’s great, and he’ll try to make you the head of the United Nations or greenlight tourist flights into a war zone. There is zero policy or strategy here. Just a man handing out enormous, sometimes dangerous favors in exchange for being told he’s a wonderful guy."