I just got 10 bottles of Ken's Steak House salad dressing for less than $2 a bottle! It was 75% off!
Now that everyone has calmed the fuck down about eating salads without getting some disease, I can go back to ordering my weekly salad supply from Walmart.
At least I've been able to replace the missing salads in my diet with my new tomato invention - where I slice a nice tomato into discs and sprinkle it with bleu cheese and balsamic reduction!
I won't give up my new tomato snack, but I do prefer the complexity of the salad more.
One of the tricks I use to make a salad into a meal is to add a scoop of cottage cheese to the salad. This gives you a nice amount of protein to the salad and it reduces the amount of salad dressing you need to use.
Now I just have to make some of my special soft croutons to add to the salad!
I invented those a few years ago. I took some stale onion bagels and cut them into small chunks, then toasted them in the airfryer until they were crisp but not hard. They were fantastic!