--- HaveYa is so fat....................... < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 17:00+10 : . . and here I thought he had bad breath.... § < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 17:06+6
--- Fap's wife cheats when playing board games. < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 16:56+11 : . . Screwing him out of a nice, restful evening. § < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 17:03
--- I ordered a “Guide to Great Sex” off of the < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 16:42+11 : . . I didn't know you like fiction. § < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 16:52+12 : . . : . . *friction. Buy her some lube, dude. § < texbeg21 > 2026-04-09 17:11-5+8
--- Why does Corona go thru. your system so fast ? < Fishslayer20 > 2026-04-09 15:24+3 : . . Or flavor. § < texbeg21 > 2026-04-09 15:52-5+18 : . . : . . LOL.... § < anticom > 2026-04-09 16:19-1+3
wsl I need to copyright or trademark an < BrainStones > 2026-04-09 14:42-5+11 : . . How about hooter shooter? § < Burn69 > 2026-04-09 15:14+3 : . . : . . WristCam? § < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 15:17 : . . : . . : . . I was thinking more of couples, etc, < BrainStones > 2026-04-09 15:20 : . . : . . CooterShooter! § < BrainStones > 2026-04-09 15:19 : . . : . . : . . ClamCam § < texbeg21 > 2026-04-09 16:18-5+3 : . . : . . : . . : . . Holearoid Camera § < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 17:58+5 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . That's a contender § < BrainStones > 2026-04-09 18:36 : . . : . . : . . : . . Excellent! § < BrainStones > 2026-04-09 18:35
wsl What do you call poop that sticks to < BrainStones > 2026-04-09 14:25+2 : . . Worker torches California toilet paper factory < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 14:33-12+7
--- They were right, there were no Kings, all I saw < anticom > 2026-04-09 11:49-6+21 : . . AND A FOOLE with an E. Geo. Carlin thanks Auntie § < Truth_Social > 2026-04-09 13:19-5 : . . At your birthday party? That checks out. § < piperpilot > 2026-04-09 13:59-5 : . . : . . The only thing that checked out is your last < anticom > 2026-04-09 16:26 : . . Is this weird post about your dating history? § < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 14:10-5 : . . : . . It was you and your "sisters" § < anticom > 2026-04-09 16:28 : . . : . . : . . Yes, aunti was in the military, but it was < fap_b4_nap > 2026-04-09 17:11-5+7 : . . : . . : . . : . . Fapena the village fruit § < anticom > 2026-04-09 20:26
--- This morning, Mrs Griz was in the kitchen < HaveYaHeard > 2026-04-09 10:52-1+5 : . . ... and from that day on, he made sure the egg < HaveYaHeard > 2026-04-09 10:57+1 : . . That would be a new record for me. § < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 16:40
--- I didn't realize how bad inflation was until I < EvilBlackCat > 2026-04-09 10:25+14 : . . Hard times trump Grapes of Wrath high gas < drysdaIehathaway7 > 2026-04-09 10:38-22 : . . Hard times trump Grapes of Wrath high gas < drysdaIehathaway7 > 2026-04-09 10:38 : . . : . . You are a moron § < anticom > 2026-04-09 11:27-1+12 : . . : . . : . . You are a moron II § < anticom > 2026-04-09 11:33-2+5 : . . : . . : . . : . . You are a moron III § < anticom > 2026-04-09 11:33-3+5 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You are a moron IV § < anticom > 2026-04-09 11:35-4+5
--- Griz got stuck on a toilet at the casino < goodwuns > 2026-04-09 09:32+5 : . . You bet your ass I did ! < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 10:40 : . . : . . Flush it, he did..... went home broke! § < ex-flagger > 2026-04-09 10:53
--- An ant farm banned all ants taller than 4mm. < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 09:01+20 : . . You should < piperpilot > 2026-04-09 09:23+4 : . . : . . Don't get so ant-sy. § < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 09:34+4 : . . : . . : . . I was reluct-ant to say anything < piperpilot > 2026-04-09 09:40-5+4 : . . : . . : . . : . . I ant-icipated you would have a response. < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 10:36+1 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Well, I couldn't just lie there dorm-ant. § < piperpilot > 2026-04-09 14:03+1
--- Sure wish someone had told me 6 mos ago < Anubis62 > 2026-04-09 08:55+9 : . . So training was "sword" fighting? § < Whooopass > 2026-04-09 08:58 : . . : . . More like wet noodle wrangling § < SlappyYou > 2026-04-09 09:04+1 : . . If you trained with Slappy, I bet you had to get < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 09:08+2
--- Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie < GrizLeBare > 2026-04-09 08:55-20+19 : . . Ya think it'll make $88.3 Million in profit to < Truth_Social > 2026-04-09 09:19-20+5 : . . : . . Forget that who is gonna pay trump $12 trillion < drysdaIehathaway7 > 2026-04-09 16:33-15 : . . Flagpole hugger trump is fake as a $3 dollar < drysdaIehathaway7 > 2026-04-09 09:56-10 : . . So, it'll be Trump, Clinton, and Biden < Perp-o-Trader > 2026-04-09 14:09-5+5
--- Fishsucker, tell your neighbor lady to put on < anticom > 2026-04-09 08:02-6 : . . some Lawrence Welk music so Aunti can polka! § < Truth_Social > 2026-04-09 13:38-5+5 : . . : . . your wife likes it when I pol ka her § < anticom > 2026-04-09 16:31